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Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Paintball!!!


Meet Brett, professional paintball killer.

Thats all of us, post war (were standing in the parking lot at Chabad of Irvine btw). Levi and I you already know. If you ever meet the other man in the picture - run for your life. Hes a cold hearted killer. I know he doesnt look it with that smile and all...but that just makes him more dangerous.

So heres the story. Sunday the 21st, We took the kids on a paintball trip to Camp Pendleton (training grounds for the USMC). Very cool fields, we had an awesome time. There was one hitch though. Brett.

Y'see, Brett has a little boy who was coming along on the trip. Seeing as how Brett plays pro paintball, Levi invited him to come along. BIG mistake. Biiiiig mistake. He took us apart. We walked off the field looking like a picasso painting. And once the killer had taken care of Levi and I, it was childs play for him (literally) to take out the 12 year olds...

I had my golden moment though. Levi sat out one round taking care of his bro (too much running, not enough drinking), and I single-handedly wiped out Bretts whole team, and then took out the man himself. Thats right, respect yo ;)!

Levi and I squared off with some one on one matches at the end of the day. 1st round we took each other out simultaneously, I painted up his side, and he took out my knee. 2nd round he took me out with a head shot. 3rd round I reciprocated with a paintball to his head...So we tied ;).

That picture to the right is the entrance to Camp Pendleton btw. Theres some really nice scenery there, and they have the helicopters all lined up like hundreds of metal insects. Lots of military types running around, and all during our games, we kept hearing real gunfire from over the hills...

Paintball is such a cool game :).

20 Comments:

At Sun May 28, 03:04:00 AM 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I paid a lot of money to contract Brett, i'm glad he was worth the cash.

But that was just a warning.

so,

Be afraid, be VERY afraid....

 
At Wed May 31, 03:24:00 PM 2006, Blogger JB said...

Are you threatening me?

::Derisive snort:: Brett looked like a Salvador Dali painting when I was through with him, and none of your other "employees" will fare any better.

So go ahead, take your best shot...;)

 
At Sun Jun 04, 03:48:00 AM 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes my dear, I'm threatening you.

I thought that was fairly obvious being that my intent not veiled at all, but perhaps i give you too much credit as far as intelligence goes.

I may just come and eliminate you myself....

 
At Tue Jun 06, 07:28:00 PM 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

uh jb we dont come for the music......... (hint hint) jake sabol

 
At Thu Jun 08, 12:21:00 PM 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

speak for yourself jakey ;)
JB, I was wondering which host you use for your songs...

 
At Thu Jun 08, 09:23:00 PM 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yanky nice job on your blog, i guess i checked your before you checked mine.... anyways hope all is well!
By the way whatever happened to that computer game "Worms?"

- Harry -

 
At Fri Jun 23, 09:03:00 AM 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

uh jb we dont come for the music......... (hint hint) jake sabol

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At Tue Jul 11, 12:26:00 AM 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

helllllo jb, canu please update your blog...new pics prefrebly...thanx a million...xXx an aust friend

 
At Sun Aug 20, 10:44:00 PM 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

BS"D
You left and you didn't even tell me farewell, so I'm asuming you plan to come back soon for me right?

 
At Wed Aug 23, 08:18:00 PM 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

whats your valley blog?

 
At Wed Aug 23, 10:48:00 PM 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

B"H
last years was www.valleyboys05.blogspot.com

 
At Thu Aug 24, 11:41:00 AM 2006, Blogger JB said...

Miss ya': A whole summer went by, and you never even said hello to me, how could you expect me say goodbye to you ;)?

Anonymous: We dont have one as far as I know...

 
At Thu Aug 24, 11:50:00 AM 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

B"H
I in fact DID say hello to you thank you very much!

 
At Thu Aug 24, 11:54:00 AM 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

B"H
btw, to add explanation...
i didn't expect a "goodbye" afterall, Chassidim never say 'goodbye' and i know you're planning on seeing me again, after all, right?
but i did expect at least a "see you later!"

 
At Mon Aug 28, 10:28:00 PM 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude, we met Brett many many times...can
you friggin' UPDATE YOUR BLOG ALREADY!

..and say hi to the hurricane for me 2:)

 
At Tue Aug 29, 01:37:00 AM 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

B"H
I think your many fans second, third, fourth, fifth, etc... that!!!

 
At Fri Sep 01, 10:38:00 AM 2006, Blogger JB said...

Meir & Still Here: Alright already! I updated...happy now :)? Sorry it took so long guys...

 
At Fri Sep 01, 11:49:00 AM 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

b"H
No reply for me??? :(

 
At Fri Sep 01, 02:10:00 PM 2006, Blogger JB said...

Miss Ya: Youre right :). Well - I in fact DID say "See you later" to you thank you very much!

Hehe...;)

 
At Sat Sep 02, 09:40:00 PM 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

b"H
Hmm ur wording sounds a little familiar :)
You didn't say 'see u l8r" but we can pretend you did!

 

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