Confucius Says...

Ahhhh the wisdom of the ages! Thought this might be good for a laugh or two...Enjoy :)!

Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired

Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted

Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy

Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot

Confucius say, man who eat too many prunes, get good run for money

Confucius say, cow with no legs, ground beef

Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy

Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants

Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders

Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement

Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face

Confucius say, man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient

Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion

Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny

Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground

Confucius say, man who snort coke, get bubbles up nose

Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left

Confucius say, two wrongs not make right, but two rights make U-turn

Confucius say, man with head on railroad track, listening for train to come, get splitting headache

Confucius say, man who sneeze without tissue take matter into own hands

Confucius say, man who drive like hell, bound to get there

Confucius say, man who sit on tack, get point

Confucius say, support bacteria - is only culture some people have

Confucius say, man who have last laugh, not get joke

Confucius say, man who fall in vat of molten glass, make spectacle of self

Confucius say, man who jump through screen door, strain self

Confucius say, man who push piano down mine shaft, likely to get A flat minor

Confucius say, man who put face in punchbowl, get punch in nose