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Monday, February 13, 2006

JB needs...

Hehe. This is actually funny. Make a Google search for

"*your name here* needs"

Then write the top ten decent things that pop up. I got so many weird ones, I had a hard time picking the top ten. Check it out...

1. JB needs ex-lax.

2. What JB needs is fresh blood.

3. JB needs to learn the difference between Artificial Laziness and True Laziness.

4. JB needs a little entertainment once in a while, like Foghorn Leghorn cartoons.

5. Moreover, the new JB needs a lot of testing.

6. JB needs to be on an IMAX Screen though instead of a 19 Monitor!

7. JB needs to stop working for Disney

8. JB needs to get a girlfriend.

9. JB needs to lay off the Juice and you need to lay off the Dr Pepper.

10. If JB needs virgins, he just has to change his mind about attending conventions...


I got a whole bunch more, and I guess I'll post them some day... But now it's your turn! Try it! Stick them in as a comment to this post. If you don't want to put all ten here, at least share the funniest one with us :). Come on, dont be shy...

9 Comments:

At Tue Feb 14, 12:29:00 AM 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

apparently i need natural aromatherapy dog products, to address the needs of South Asian women as well as to test the extent of JB's genius... so, see if you can find out my name from what i need ;)

 
At Tue Feb 14, 01:03:00 PM 2006, Blogger JB said...

Gotcha ;)

 
At Tue Feb 14, 04:34:00 PM 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

why's me lost?

 
At Tue Feb 14, 05:30:00 PM 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh dammit, he got me! Sooo there you have it folks - JB is an official genius!

 
At Tue Feb 14, 11:06:00 PM 2006, Blogger JB said...

Agent S: 'Cause I lifted the veil of secrecy an old friend was trying to hide behind :)

Anonymous: Thanks for the endorsement Mujabe ;)

 
At Tue Feb 14, 11:52:00 PM 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey! Dont give away to many clues!!! anyhow, if anyone wants to assist me in adressing the needs of south asian women ( such as figuring out what exactly their needs are...) give Mujabe a holler cept he might not answer ;) confused yet? :-D

 
At Wed Feb 15, 07:30:00 PM 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey J-Bone,
Here are some of them them that came up for my name

1)RIGHT NOW MORDY NEEDS TO BE EXACTLY WHERE HE IS OR AT LEAST SOMEWHERE IN THAT AREA.
(sheees what a coincedence Right now!!!)

2)Mordy
needs the coffees... neeeeeds it for schooooool.

3)Yeah, Mordy needs to come Back.

4)Poor mordy
needs a hug. and a dad. Oh and That cat Back. ...

5)Mordy needs A New finisher, he needs one not on loan from another wrestler.

6)Mordy needs at least half of his
critters


some of them are pretty good!

 
At Thu Feb 16, 11:35:00 AM 2006, Blogger JB said...

LOL - Mordy you're "SOOOOOO hot now" ;). Those are awesome. Seems like you and me have got some strange needs...:)

 
At Thu Feb 16, 03:55:00 PM 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was actually lost because it doesnt friggin work for my name!!!
But yeah -- go figure

 

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