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Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Ant City!

In order to exorcise those destructive tendencies we all know you have hidden deep within you (and not so deep in some people ;)), I give you..."Ant City!" A program designed by a panel of psychiatrists in the hope of reducing violent thoughts in those patients deemed "disturbed," by providing them with a safe outlet for their potentially dangerous outbursts. It would prove to be so addictive, yet so frustrating, that they would give up and become peace loving hippies purely to stop the torture of this pointless game! Just as youre about to make the last move and unleash chaos incarnate... Cackling madly about the doom youre about to bring swooping down on those oblivious souls... It ENDS!!!!! Leaving you with a strangely empty and drained feeling... But why take my word for it? Go ahead and try it for yourself. Just make sure to read the newspapers... They add to the entertainment ;)

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